Waiting for my Superpower…Damnit!

So I played in the muck after Katrina, and today a chemical spill about 10 miles from home. Well, I’m waiting… No laser beam eyes, or super strength. Flying?… flying is cool, but not a damn thing, no nothing! I’d even settle for a 2nd tier power like say; the ability to warm up glazed doughnuts with my stare. Not that I’m a huge doughnut fan but it would be great to melt the glaze of your enemy’s doughnut from across the room. I’m sure if I worked on it the melted sugary goodness would cause 2nd or 3rd degree burns. What self respecting super hero wouldn’t like to see his arch nemesis with blister on his hands?
Man, am I gonna be disappointed if my superpower turns out to be cancer.

Bernie